On Voting
- me: "did you go vote?"
- #1: "no, i just took a dump"
- #2: "oh, that's more gratifying"
“We can’t keep telling these people we know these things that we simply don’t know.”
- The Bartenders Ear
“Jail…it ain’t nothing but a job. And prosecutors? They’re zimmers.”
- Overheard
“Trailers that do not adhere to these guidelines may be issued a red band, which reads “The following PREVIEW has been approved for RESTRICTED AUDIENCES ONLY by the Motion Picture Association of America,” and may only be shown before an R-rated, NC-17-rated, or unrated movie.”
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Andrew Clark is a technologist during the day and a bartender at night. If you're looking for a neat Ruby on Rails project, or just in need of your nightly Cosmopolitan fix, he's your man.
