CADDYSHACK QUOTABLE
Lacey: Pretty pathetic, Ty.Ty: Pathetic? Maybe for you, Lacey. For me, there's a subtle perfection in everything I do. I've got my own standards, my own way.
Lacey: My uncle says you've got a screw loose.
Ty: Your uncle molests collies. You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body.
Mar 31st
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jnunemaker:
This. Is. AWESOME. Hat tip to Erik for pointing it out to me. Leningrad Cowboys...
Mar 31st
Birth Certificates
Andy: What if it was cool to have your birth certificate?Mark: ...
Andy: Like, rappers in their videos would dance and flaunt their certs?
Mark: I WAS BORN, BITCH!
Andy: I GOT BIRTH CERTS COMING OUT MY ASS!
Mar 31st
I AM BORNED!
Mar 31st
Sony KDL-40V3000
Caddyshack has never looked so good.
Mar 31st
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NEW FREAKING HERO. Do you use twitter? Do you use flickr? If you do, then you’re...
Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
“Did you know there is only one oompa loompa still living?”
— Meg Smith
— Meg Smith
Mar 28th
The Cottage
Mar 27th
HUMPING MOOSES!
Mar 27th
“What is a Slam Dunk bottle? How can I find one? Slam Dunk...”
— Makers Mark. I gotta get one!
— Makers Mark. I gotta get one!
Mar 27th
“It seems there are a lot of people who’d like to see...”
— Makers Mark Ambassadors Club
— Makers Mark Ambassadors Club
Mar 27th
An email from Gary
Your new Makers Mark Ambassador account has been created.
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Concrete ring? Ordered mine today. Yes, please.
Mar 25th
MuxTape: AndyClark
Mar 25th
School Loans
Andy: Here's a 600$ check for school loans.Mark: Don't pay that.
Mar 24th
“Symptoms of mania include rapid speech, racing thoughts,...”
— Mania - Wikipedia -...
— Mania - Wikipedia -...
Mar 24th
“Frederick Stinchfield, 23, was a Best Buy salesman in...”
— Even at Megastores, Hagglers...
— Even at Megastores, Hagglers...
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alisonbisesi: Does the perfect man exist? (via )
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“There are 3 acres, a garage, lighted basketball court,...”
— Let the smoozing begin.
— Let the smoozing begin.
Mar 14th
““Dear Brandy,
I am really sorry if I hurt you…
Gabby.””
— Is still really funny. (via...
— Is still really funny. (via...
Mar 13th
“Whisky derives from the Gaelic word for “water”...”
— Whisky - Wikipedia, the free...
— Whisky - Wikipedia, the free...
Mar 12th
Q-Unit.
Q-Unit : Greatest Hits is a mashup album in the same vein as Danger Mouse’s The Grey...
Mar 12th
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Mar 11th
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How To Irrigate Your Nasal Passages (via drewtoothpaste )
Mar 11th
NPR: Montana Governor on 'Real ID' Act
Mar 10th
Report: 1998 Was Ten Fucking Years Ago
Mar 6th
2 minutes into signing onto ichat. ...
Tye Worthington: MY MAN!!!!Andrew Clark: hey man.
Mar 4th
How do you know Corey Drake?
You lived in 1009 Court Street from 2006 to 2007. You lived in Gamma from 2005 to 2006. You went...
Mar 4th