“when the fixer is broke, who’s to do the fixing?”
Sep 30th
“remember when we used to be friends? fuck that we used to...”
— 50 cent. grew up.
— 50 cent. grew up.
Sep 30th
Smith and Wesson
Mom: what's up ?Andy: built a gun this weekend
Mom: why are you building a gun ?
Andy: to shoot things?
Mom: and what is it for ?
Andy: ....to shoot things.
Mom: like birds and small children ?
Andy: infants and passersby.
Mom: ah. as i suspected.
Sep 30th
Pneumatic Air Rifle 3.
Sep 30th
Pneumatic Air Rifle 2.
Sep 30th
Sep 30th
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You are mine this weekend.
Sep 28th
“white kids wishin’ they were black kids, who want to...”
— Talib Kweli
— Talib Kweli
Sep 28th
“I’m young enough to know the right car to buy, old...”
— 30’s the new 20.
— 30’s the new 20.
Sep 27th
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the original
Sep 26th
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Sep 26th
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i freaking love dis or dat
Sep 26th
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the good days.
Sep 26th
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remembering old times.
Sep 26th
“On Saturday, October 13 at 9:00 a.m. (Eastern time), we’ll...”
— Apple - Insomnia Film Festival
— Apple - Insomnia Film Festival
Sep 26th
Family wall.
Sep 25th
Kanye West
Meg: good morning.Andy: ohhh oh oh oh oh oh oh ohhhhhhhh
Andy: [take it meg!]
Meg: i dont think so.
Andy: all you had to say was good morning
Meg: good morning?
Andy: ohhh oh oh oh oh oh oh ohhhhhhhh
Andy: [take it meg!]
Meg: ha. good morning.
Andy: ohhh oh oh oh oh oh oh ohhhhhhhh
Andy: [meg!]
Meg: good morning.
Andy: ohhh oh oh oh oh oh oh ohhhhhhhh
Andy: wake up, mr west.
Andy: mr west.
Andy: mr fresh.
Andy: mr by him self he so impressed.
Andy: i mean damn did you even see the test
Andy: you got d's mother fucker, d's!
Andy: rosie perez.
Andy: and yes, barely passed, any and every class
Andy: lookin' at every ass
Andy: cheated on every test
Andy: i guess this is my dissertation
Andy: homie, this shit is basic
Andy: welcome
Andy: to
Andy: graduation
Andy: [ HIT ME, MEG!!!! ]
Meg: goood morning
Andy: ohhhh oh oh oh oh oh ohohohohhhhh
Andy: [again]
Meg: good morning
Meg: done?
Andy: [no]
Andy: ohhhhh oh oh oh oh ohohohohohhohohoh!!!!!
Meg: i gotta goooo lori called and doesnt need me till 8...but i need to leave now
Andy: [take. it. meg.]
Meg: good morning
Andy: OHHH OHOHOHOHOHOHOH OH OH OH OH OHOHOH!!!!!
Meg: goooood morning
Andy: on this day we become legendary, every day we dreamed of
Andy: im like the fly malcom x, buy any jeans necessary, detroit red cleaned up
Andy: from the streets to the league, from the eighth to the key
Andy: you graduate when you make it up out of the streets
Andy: from the moments of pain
Andy: look at how far we done came
Meg: that was fun. talk to you later? okay.
Andy: haters saying we changed, now your doing your thing
Andy: [take it.]
Meg: good morning.
Meg: see ya
Andy: ohhhhh ooh ohohohohohohohohhoh
Andy: [hit me.]
Sep 25th
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Sep 24th
Meat wallet? Yes please.
Sep 24th
Sep 24th
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Sep 24th
Here, Piggy Piggy @ Flickr
Sep 22nd
(via andyclark)
Sep 21st
Woot Shirt : One Shirt, No Shoes, No Service...
Sep 21st
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Sep 20th
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( via abisesi obsessi over kayne west )
Sep 20th
“Me, I believe you choose your path and you walk your path,...
Sep 20th
“darling if shit came out, then I suppose shit went in.”
— Counting Crows
— Counting Crows
Sep 20th
Sep 19th
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Sep 19th
“If you speak like the Swedish Chef you may be able to fool...”
— The Non-Expert: IKEA by...
— The Non-Expert: IKEA by...
Sep 19th
Hello, Jay.
Andy: furthermore, how is michael?Mom: michael ?
Mom: tall and useless.
Andy: yeah?
Mom: oh yeah. lies.
Andy: lies?
Mom: lies and brags. you know the type.
Andy: loud as a motorbike?
Mom: oh yeah. like, i never believe one word he says ever.
Andy: but wouldn't bust a grape in a food fight?
Mom: haha
Andy: the only thing thats gonna happen
Andy: he and his boys gonna be yapping to the captain
Andy: and there i go trapped in the kit-kat again?
Mom: he COULDN'T bust a grape as you say. lazy lazy.
Andy: back through the system with the riff raff again?
Mom: you need to stop this nonsense
Andy: found on the floor scratching again?
Mom: haha
Mom: how are the plans for the cookout ?
Andy: paparazzi's with their cameras snapping them?
Andy: the d.a. tried to give the nigger the shaft agian?
Mom: you got too much rap in your blood son.
Andy: half a mill because I'm African.
Andy: all because this fool was harrassin' them.
Mom: oh speaking of rap are you going to columbus?
Andy: trying to play the boy like he's saccharin.
Andy: but ain't nothing sweet bout how i hold my gun.
Andy: i got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.
Andy: hit me.
Sep 19th
“To take his mind off his absent father, archangels plan to...”
— The Onion Radio News
— The Onion Radio News
Sep 19th
Dad’s truck on the side of I-675. Our good buddy and...
Sep 19th
Extended Family
Benson: I saw our cousin Michael the other day.Andy: We have a cousin named Micheal?
Benson: Uncle Rob's son.
Benson: From his first marriage.
Benson: That guy is a tool.
Andy: Uncle Rob has a son named micheal?
Benson: He is like as big as a door.
Andy: WHOAAAA.
Benson: WHOAAAAA.
Andy: How old is that guy?
Andy: like...30?
Benson: 24-30.
Benson: Lowe's called, said they are having a tool sale.
Andy: Craftsman called, they want to put a lifetime warranty on you.
Benson: Hahaha
Benson: Heeee.
Andy: Heeee.
Sep 18th
TieBreak System - Fantasy Baseball
In the event that a playoff game ends in a tie, the deadlock will be broken using the following...
Sep 18th
Life Plans.
12:00. Punch out. 12:07. Arrive at Auto Zone. 12:10. Leave Auto Zone. 12:15. Arrive at Lake...
Sep 17th
Apple iPhone Store Credit
Sep 17th
“oh yeah, life goes on. long after the thrill of living is...”
— the coug
— the coug
Sep 17th
Get Smart (2008)
Sep 17th
“Since August, media scrutiny has focused on only one part of...”
— 50 Cent’s retirement?...
— 50 Cent’s retirement?...
Sep 15th
“During this time you will hear silence. Please do not hang...”
— Department of Education. My...
— Department of Education. My...
Sep 14th
“Good morning.”
Sep 14th
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Sep 13th
Sep 13th
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Sep 13th
“I don’t know if you got a man or not If you made...”
— Kanye West / Stronger
— Kanye West / Stronger
Sep 13th
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Sep 13th
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Sep 12th
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Sep 12th
Programming Can Ruin Your Life
Sep 12th
“Therefore, we have decided to offer every iPhone customer...”
— Apple - To all iPhone...
— Apple - To all iPhone...
Sep 6th
Cam Deyhle: then you need one of those lamps like those Alaskan kids
Andy Clark: tell me of these lamps
Cam Deyhle: well, Alaska has that period with no day. so the kids. well at the schools they make a special time where the kids run around in their panties and have on special goggles. and play around this special lamp
Cam Deyhle: gives them the vitamins the sun should be giving them.
Andy Clark: tell me of these lamps
Cam Deyhle: well, Alaska has that period with no day. so the kids. well at the schools they make a special time where the kids run around in their panties and have on special goggles. and play around this special lamp
Cam Deyhle: gives them the vitamins the sun should be giving them.
Sep 6th
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Arrah and the Ferns: Website / Myspace
Sep 6th
iPod Touch - iPhone’s little brother?
Sep 5th
Baby iPod Nano Video
Sep 5th
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You gotta check out ronaldjenkees
Sep 5th
Taken By Trees
Sep 5th
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Sep 5th
“hand soap is like a cleaning genie in a bottle.”
— mark gypson
— mark gypson
Sep 4th
Sep 4th
Pirates Of The Caribbean Before And After CGI
Sep 4th
Quicksilver
Act without doing, work without effort. Think of the small as large, and the few as many. Confront...
Sep 4th
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Sep 2nd
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Sep 1st