Hi. I'm Andy. Care to follow my travels?

Aug 31st

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Aug 30th

Thirty Something

Hope and Michael are a married couple in their thirties, living in Philadelphia, and struggling with...

Aug 30th

12 Great Video Games With Ridiculous Premises

Aug 30th

Aug 29th

Stephen Colbert: Exclusive Cast @ eBay

Aug 29th

“whip. | (h)wip | noun. when the steering wheel was first...”

Aug 29th

Kate Moss.

jerry: maybe I could be the black oprah.
jerry: oh wait, oprah's already black.

Aug 29th

KANYE WEST :: STRONGER

Aug 29th

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Aug 29th

Oh yeah?

andy: what's on your mind?
mark: heroes

Aug 28th

“21 (18) confirmed. 38 maybe. 41 not.”
— September 22nd.

Aug 28th

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Benson and My Youth!

Aug 28th

Smited!

Andy: wiiiiiiffiiiiiiii?
Mallory: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
Andy: really?!
Mallory: thanks to Jesus and meg adriance
Mallory Jones has gone offline.
Mallory Jones is now online.
Mallory Jones has gone offline.

Aug 27th

“life has no limit, if you’re not afraid to get in it.”
— mason

Aug 27th

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Aug 26th

“she gotta bill and a face like a supermodel, and a body...”
—  mannie...

Aug 26th

“life is scary.  get used to it.  there are no magical...”
— Bob Kelso.  Life advice from...

Aug 25th

Aug 25th

Fall Vacation?

Friday night. Cleveland, OH (270 miles, 4.5 hours) Saturday night. Pittsburgh, PA (134 miles, 2.25...

Aug 25th

“DMX is no stranger to trouble. During his 1999 Hard Knock...”
— Rapper’s home raided by...

Aug 24th

“Texas scored 30 runs in a 30-3 drubbing of the Orioles on...”
— The Official Site of The Texas...

Aug 23rd

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Sounds about right.

Aug 23rd

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Aug 23rd

Right Cheek is Numb

Andy: My cheeks are going numb.
Andy: I think there is no blood in my cheeks.
Mark: There is no blood in your cheeks?
Andy: What is back there, then?
Mark: Lungs.
Mark: and foil.

Aug 22nd

“20 (actually 18). 34. 34.”
— porky!

Aug 22nd

Guess How Much It Costs To Fix a VW

Jerry - $190 Mom - $200 Mark - $250 Peggy - $500

Aug 22nd

freechicken&coke

Aug 22nd

“19. 35. 30.”
— September 22

Aug 21st

guys on top, legs on bottom

Aug 21st

Let’s Do The Time Warp Again: The DeLorean Will Be...

Aug 21st

“The GLS was equipped with a turbocharged 1.8-liter,...”
— 2001 Volkswagen GTI Overview -...

Aug 21st

“dfadslkfajsdlkfjawerjuefaf. damnit.”
— damnit. damnit. damnit.

Aug 20th

Aug 20th

German Engineering

Aug 20th

Get Out of My Life

You are now friends with Richelle Johnson. You are now friends with Kelly Holtom. You ignored a...

Aug 20th

“It was the reason you saved your allowance, the one thing...”
— Starter.com

Aug 19th

“Bright, bold, brash - the Starter Jacket re-defined the game...”
— Starter.com

Aug 19th

“17. 30. 25.”
— Here, piggy piggy.

Aug 19th

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Aug 17th

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Aug 17th

“Don’t it always seem to go, that you don’t know...”
— Counting Crows

Aug 16th

mac mini installed in 2001 vw gti ( tunertricks.com )

Aug 16th

“It’s just the same hard candy you’re remembering...”
— Counting Crows

Aug 16th

“13.  21.  19.”
— september 22.

Aug 16th

“13 confirmed. 14 maybe. 13 not.”
— september 22nd

Aug 15th

Mile High Atlanta

Aug 15th

“Avg. High - 72°F Avg. Low - 50°F”
— September 22nd

Aug 14th

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Merv Hughes.  Yes, please.

Aug 14th

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I could so get into cricket.

Aug 14th

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All-Bran makes you a white person! (observed on BrotherBenson )

Aug 14th

“It has been 100 Days since May 5, 2007”

Aug 13th

The Warsaw Superstars have clinched a playoff spot!

Aug 13th

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It’s hard to say who you are these days, but you run on anyway.

Aug 13th

via www.rockfordohio.org

Aug 13th

Gone with the Wind

Andy: where did you go?
Matt: stratford
Andy: stratford!
Matt: shakespeare's home away from home
Andy: god rest his soul.
Andy: god rest seoul.
Matt: seoul is a nice place
Matt: you can haggle for everything
Andy: you can do that at kmart

Aug 13th

“Bob Vila pioneered the genre of Home Improvement TV with the...”

Aug 13th

“The total lunar eclipse of August 28, 2007 will be visible...”
— Total Lunar Eclipse: August...

Aug 13th

“Ultimately you can deal with anything, as long as you have a...”
— Doctor Dorian

Aug 11th

Breakroom Oreo Blizard

Aug 10th

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The Feeling ( Myspace )

Aug 10th

“corndogs are the nectar of the gods”
— Kylie Haskins

Aug 10th

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Aug 10th

“Wayne High School is a school of more than 2,300 students in...”
— Wayne High School - Wikipedia

Aug 10th

“The illuminated “Cascades”…are the largest...”
— Jackson, Michigan - Wikipedia

Aug 10th

Weekend Plans

Tonight: Home of the Republican Party Saturday morning: Return to Brick City Saturday @ 1: Uncle...

Aug 10th

“I need a big weekend, kick up the dust. Yeah a big weekend,...”
— Tom Petty: Big Weekend

Aug 10th

“Sept 26- Oct 24 (Wed) Coed Division Double headers 10 games...”
— YES. PLEASE.

Aug 9th

“Either love me, or leave me alone.”
— Jay

Aug 9th

“I don’t want to listen to no jive ass preacher talking...”
— Jake Elwood

Aug 9th

My Mind is Cake

Richelle: hey
Andy: hi
Richelle: what u doing
Andy: working.
Richelle: oh
Andy: you?
Richelle: sitting here bored
Andy: sounds about right
Andy: yeah, benson and i dont remember that night at all.
Andy: think you got the wrong guys?
Richelle: nope
Andy: you would have been 15
Richelle: but my sisters are older
Richelle: right now they are 23 and 21
Andy: oh.
Andy: and they picked me and ben up on the south side?
Richelle: me, my friends brittany and ashely, and my 2 sisters
Andy: howwww comeeee neither of us remember thisss?
Richelle: i have no idea
Andy: ha.
Andy: you guys just met us down there?
Richelle: yeah we was at a red light and you and ben asked us for a cigarette and we gave you one and then yinz just got in the car with us
Andy: you def got the wrong guys
Andy: benson and i dont smoke.
Richelle: i deff dont
Andy: ha.
Andy: benson and i both dont smoke.
Andy: and we dont holler at people at red lights.
Andy: but anyway, we got in your car and spent the night at your house?
Richelle: no you got in the car and then we dropped you off somewhere (i forget where) and then Richelle: the next weekend yinz came over our house..
Richelle: then my sister kick you out
Richelle: whats you facebook again
Andy: your sister kicked us out?
Andy: for what?
Richelle: i cant remember
Andy: im sure i would have remembered this.
Andy: http://grace.facebook.com/profile.php?id=151600207
Richelle: well it deff happened
Richelle: cuz all of us remember yinz and that night
Andy: you gotta have a picture from that night?
Andy: what's your sisters name?
Richelle: idk where the pics are..
Richelle: kelly and amy
Andy: last name?
Richelle: johnson
Richelle: you should remember birttany
Andy: brittany....
Richelle: hold on
Richelle: you made out with her
Andy: whats her last name?
Richelle: http://a294.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/121/l_8c269771a5b824dea9d458dd1f4e85c5.jpg
Richelle: do you have a pic of you and ben?
Andy: what's her last name?
Richelle: bryner
Andy: is this someone playing a jokeee on me?
Richelle: no
Richelle: show me a pic of you and ben
Andy: im looking for one from when we were in pittsburgh
Andy: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/17/19721120_2d8875f2eb.jpg?v=0
Andy: me and benson on new years 2005.
Richelle: yupp
Andy: i wish you had a pic of me and whoever you're talking about
Andy: that pic you sent me. that's brittany bryner.
Andy: and i made out with her one weekend in pittsburgh.
Richelle: you lived here..
Andy: yes, for 2 years.
Richelle: yea
Andy: i was in college.
Andy: and i dont smoke
Richelle: if yinz aint the right people then how did i get your sn and how did i know about ben.....like i aint lieing
Andy: im just so confused about it all.
Andy: i mean....if i would have forgot, benson would have remembered, at least. we both wouldnt have forgotten hollering at you, then chilling at your house.
Andy: and i def wouldn't have forgot making out with brittany bryner.
Richelle: well iDK
Andy: just to get you straight: that pic you sent. you're telling me that i made out with that girl.
Richelle: yup
Andy: this is the most absurd thing that as ever happened to me.
Richelle: y?
Andy: because benson and i both dont remember

Aug 8th

The Brakes ( myspace )

Aug 8th

“The chicken was invented by General Zuo’s wife, made...”
— General Tso’s chicken -...

Aug 8th

Yao Ming?

Andy: Okay. What you want? Split a lunch?
Posh: yes. split
Posh: i want chicken
Andy: General tso?
Andy: Yao ming?
Posh: dont even know the difference
Andy: General Tso. Actually a dish.
Andy: Yao Ming. Actually a basketball player.
Posh: just tell me
Posh: hahahahaha

Aug 8th

Emily’s kiln rack crashed mid fire.  Most things are...

Aug 8th

“San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom, who has decked out City...”
— Record-breaking homer for...

Aug 8th

Versatility sculpted in aluminum.

Aug 8th

Hickory Dickery

“Hickory Dickery Dock Three mice ran up the clock The clock struck one The other two escaped with...

Aug 7th

“I guess that’s a little flair for you.”
— Mark Gypson

Aug 7th

“Well, isn’t that interesting.”
— Jerry Richardson

Aug 7th

“Well, I’m what I am and I’m what I’m not...”
— Kenny Chesney - Never Wanted...

Aug 7th

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Aug 7th

Cube Chuckles

Andy: (to self) What's it called when you tumble something about Harry Potter?
Andy: (to self) What issss that guys name?
Andy: (to self) Dumbl....
Andy: (to self) Oh, right. Albus Tumbledore.
Andy: (outloud) I'm freaking hilarious.

Aug 7th

albus tumbledore.

Aug 7th

“Stop putting shit on our bodies, david blaine!”
— TUMBLED!

Aug 7th

“How tall are you?   I am five foot ace of clubs.”
— Tumbling my Own Tumblr!

Aug 7th

“He had colgate on his teeth and Reebok classics on his feet”
— M.I.A. - Sunshowers

Aug 6th

I got two tickets to paradise.

Aug 6th

And thus, it was tumbled.

Aug 6th

“I will return here one day and dig up my bones from the...”
— Sparklehorse - Eyepennies

Aug 6th

“Natural numbers have two main purposes: they can be used for...”
— Natural number - Wikipedia

Aug 6th

“The Julian day is the integer number of days that have...”
— Julian day - Wikipedia

Aug 6th

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Erin Dell.  So dreamy.

Aug 6th

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Aug 6th

“The Disney Vault is where Disney’s classic films are...”
— Disney Vault - Wikipedia, the...

Aug 5th

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WHAT THE HELL!?

Aug 4th

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Aug 3rd

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Aug 3rd

Invalid User

Aug 3rd

“Your request to cancel your MySpace Account has been sent....”

Aug 3rd

Nightmare of You

Aug 3rd

“8 ust fell seleep”
— Sleepy times typing

Aug 3rd

Aug 2nd

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Drive Slow: Kanye West, GLC, Paul Wall, and T.I.

Aug 2nd

Childhood Memories

Andy: (singing) we are gonna play blues clues
Andy: (singing) we are gonna play blues clues
Andy: (singing) we are gonna...
Andy: (interrupting himself) you know what pisses me the hell off?
Mark: What?
Andy: They don't have the old jungle book on blockbuster online

Aug 2nd

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Aug 2nd

Tony Stewart penalized for cursing after win...

Aug 2nd

“Do these shop owners think they are gaining the blessings of...”
— Warsaw Times Union: Alcohol

Aug 2nd

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Aug 1st

It feels like I’m twelve again.

Aug 1st

“More money more checks, I’m addicted to fresh 6 pairs of...”
— Jay

Aug 1st

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Aug 1st

“The only thing that could save this movie is if Baloo came...”

Aug 1st