Hi. I'm Andy. Care to follow my travels?

2009

December
November
October
September
August 5
July 6
June
May
April
March
February
January

2008

December
November 5
October 1
September 10
August 11
July 3
June 4
May 23
April 46
March 40
February
January 27

2007

December 20
November 29
October 53
September 66
August 120
July 149
June 121
May 111
April 192
March 31
February
January
Pharoahe Monch
Jul 31st
Hero.
Jul 31st
LCD Soundsystem
Jul 31st
Tokyo Police Club
Jul 31st
“I know a man who cheated once, and never cheated again.”
Jul 30th
Papyrus: Two.
Jul 30th
oh, facebook.
Jul 30th
The Soft Lightes
Jul 30th

Emancipate!

Cam: there are no rules for black people
Andy: yeah, thanks to abe.
Cam: i dont understand your words.
Andy: abe lincoln. emancipation proclimation.
Jul 30th

The Big One

Jerry: fantasy football team?
Andy: i plan on having a heart attack before football season
Jerry: fatal?
Andy: yeah
Jerry: oh, OK then
Jul 30th
“He never panicked as he chased down Harvick, even taunting...”
— Tony Stewart races for wins
Jul 30th
The New Young Pony Club
Jul 30th
TokyoFlash: On Order!
Jul 30th
“what if the right part of leaving turned out to be wrong”
— Where You End
Jul 30th
“golf isn’t the reason anyone plays golf.”
Jul 29th

All he says is "Ye."

Andy: marias?
Benson: Ma-ye-as.
Jul 29th
Jul 29th
Jul 28th
“it’s easy to grin when your ship comes in and...”
— Judge Smails
Jul 28th
“i was born to love you, i was born to lick your face, i...”
— Ty Webb
Jul 28th
Jul 27th
“There are a great abundance of views. These views only exist...”
— Shon Walters
Jul 27th
Jul 27th
Warch Watch
Jul 27th
Warch Watch
Jul 26th
Warch Watch
Saturday!
Jul 26th

Catch Phrase

Benson: Mom's favorite drink
Andy: Iced Tea
Benson: It's curdled in the fridge
Benson: and I drank it
Andy: Chocolate Milk
Benson: [pass]
Jul 26th
Warch Watch
Jul 25th
Warch Watch
Jul 25th
Warch Watch
Jul 25th
Warch Watch
Jul 25th
“The 24 Hours of Le Mans (24 Heures du Mans) is a famous...”
— 24 Hours of Le Mans
Jul 25th
Mom: hey sport !
Andy: momma
Mom: good morning and how are you ?
Andy: sickly.
Andy: how are you?
Mom: why are you sickly ?
Andy: because i have sickness inside of me?
Jul 25th
Warch Watch
Jul 24th
Hanson: The Walk
Jul 24th
Warch Watch
Jul 23rd

Audible

(noun) a change in the offensive play called by the quarterback at the line of scrimmage.
Jul 23rd
“you and mark are like heroes on lunch breaks…..fixing...”
— She’s so Posh!
Jul 23rd
“Smokey Joe’s Cigarette Shoppe is so rough, in fact,...”
— Brother Benson
Jul 23rd

You know what they say about late...

Andy: Thanks for saying "hi" today in church.
Aaron: You walked away from me
Andy: what are you, a teenage girl?
Aaron: sometimes - in chat rooms
Jul 23rd

Dierks Bentley Set List - Porter County...

every mile a memory can’t live it down lot of leaving left to do cab of my truck how am i...
Jul 23rd

Demise

Cam: what is happening to facebook?
Andy: it's really taken a turn for the worse
Cam: "top friends"?
Cam: i dont need that
Cam: i already know how awesome i am
Jul 22nd
“warning.  the things you are about to see could. be....”
— Turn it up some.
Jul 22nd
“whatever”
— Posh
Jul 21st
Warch Watch
Jul 20th
Warch Watch
Watch this.  If you are benson - you’ll have a seizure.  If you are anyone else, you’ll...
Jul 20th
Warch Watch
( via SarahMentzer )
Jul 20th
“Weekenders will welcome the healthy cultural options,...”
— How to Spend the Perfect...
Jul 20th
Warch Watch
Jul 20th
Warch Watch
I kind of felt like I was part of a cult with the chanting and all….
Jul 20th

Uh...Brad?

Sarah: I want to check youuuu for tiiicks.
Andy: Is that right?
Jul 20th
“My senior thesis, The News Paper: Reflection on the Media...”
— Is That Andy? » The News...
Jul 20th
Warch Watch
Jul 19th
“Creating full color screen printed designs can be a...”
Jul 19th
Warch Watch
(via ZackKim)
Jul 19th

Gary Glitter

Andy: queue, rock and roll part 2
Benson: And.... play.
Andy: HEY!
Benson: Hey!
Andy: HEEYYYYYYY!!!!
Benson: HEYYYYYYYYY!
Andy: HEY?
Benson: HEY!
Andy: boowww wow wow woo wowoowow!
Benson: HEYEYE?
Andy: BA DA DA DA!
Andy: HEEEYYYYY!!!!
Benson: AHHHHHHHHH!
Andy: Hey?
Benson: Hey!
Andy: HEY!
Benson: HEY1
Andy: HEY!!!!
Benson: Hey![one]
Andy: HEY!!!!!11111oneoneoneone!!!!!
Benson: Leet! Leet!
Andy: I love when they echo.
Benson: HEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE
Jul 19th
Warch Watch
( via Benson Clark )
Jul 19th
“Second, no one gets wealthy in the minors. Most baseball...”
— Testimony of a Minor League...
Jul 19th
Jul 19th
Jul 19th
“a killians and a thunderstorm. what more does a young man...”
— Mommy Thompkins
Jul 19th

Peggy is now Poggy

Andy: Peggy's new name is poggy
Benson: Poggy it is.
Andy: POGGY!
Benson: Poggy poggy poggy!
Andy: POGGGGYYY!!!
Benson: Poggy!
Andy: POGGYYYYY!!!!
Benson: Right.
Andy: POGGY POGGGY POGGGYYY!!
Andy: OY OY OY!
Andy: Poggy!
Jul 18th
“the nicknames Mog and Meg later gave rise to the rhymed...”
— Why is Peggy the nickname for...
Jul 18th
“[Saying] “chill out” never makes anyone chill...”
Jul 18th
Races for wins.
Jul 18th
“There is seven million dollars underneath my chair.”
— The One and Only
Jul 18th
Warch Watch
Jul 18th
“The company that makes Q-tips clearly states that Q-tips are...”
— emma makes pots…  (use a...
Jul 18th
“Gmail Paper is made out of 96% post-consumer organic soybean...”
— About Gmail Paper
Jul 17th
“When are they going to make sound effects for photoshop?...”
— Mark Gypson
Jul 17th
“If you want something you ain’t never had before, you...”
— Crossover.  Tonight.
Jul 17th
“The song’s chorus “Voulez-vous coucher avec moi...”
— Lady Marmalade - Wikipedia,...
Jul 17th
Today’s thoughts.
Jul 16th
Warch Watch
( via mark )
Jul 16th
Shinshoku Watches
Jul 16th
Sorry, guys.
Jul 16th

Going Yard

Swing-for-the-fences-Sarah Mentzer Big Brother Benson Clark Jim “Jimbo” Terpstra Micah...
Jul 16th

Good Meeting

Andy: Thought you werent coming back
Bob: Well, that was touch and go
Al: I thought you'd bring back one of them little southern girls
Bob: Well, that was touch and go, too.
Bob: I touched. Then I went.
Jul 16th
Enchanted Learning
Jul 16th
“MURDERSAURAS: ALL HE DOES IS KIL. HE IS COVERD IN POISON...”
— Favorite Dinosaurs June...
Jul 16th

Jurassic Park

Andy: Remember when we were at blockbuster.
Mark: when was this?
Andy: and I was like "tyrannosaurus, allosaurus, gigantasaurous. that's the order."
Andy: and the blockbuster guy was like "what about huge-a-saurous"
Andy: "huge-a-saurous is not a dinosaur."
Mark: that was a good time
Mark: dumb ass
Andy: that was a good time.
Jul 16th

Samsung

Cam: give me yer gut instinct on this product
Andy: i dont like samsung
Cam: nah?
Andy: when i was 12 i had a samsung cd rom.
Cam: did it do you wrong?
Andy: and when you would eject it, it would keep spinning and shoot across the room.
Andy: so i called samsung, wanting a new one.
Cam: and thats a bad thing, right?
Andy: and, after x-hours on the phone with customer support they wouldn't give me a new cd rom
Andy: so, on that bleak night in my early teens, i told that customer service lady that i would never. ever. ever. buy another samsung product.
Andy: i haven't since.
Andy: assholes.
Cam: ha
Cam: it was bleak too?
Cam: man
Cam: you had it rough even at the age of 12
Cam: and its been downhill fer you ever since
Andy: you only tell the truth
Jul 16th
“iPhone owners are overwhelmingly happy with their devices”
— USATODAY.com
Jul 15th
Warch Watch
Jul 15th
“you listen to awful music. you watch awful movies. you eat...”
— Brother Benson.
Jul 15th

Truth

Andy: good choice. i wasn't really feeling the facebook-wall-convo.
Brit: Ha ha. yea I hate that. Both parties are aware the other is online as they continue to leave comments back and forth on Facebook. Yet neither decide that it may be a good idea to just get on IM
Jul 15th
Thanks for letting us know.
Jul 15th
Driving to Owosso with Andy and Benson
Jul 15th
“Today, I learned how to [surf] once again. I was checking...”
— Juicy Tidbits
Jul 15th
Simpsons Movie: Create Your Avatar
Jul 14th
“Smooth seas don’t make skilled sailors.”
— Insurance sign in town
Jul 14th
“So, maybe you could walk with me a while… Everybody...”
— Dierks.
Jul 13th
Warch Watch
Jul 13th
Warch Watch
(via mrgypson)
Jul 13th
Pure Playas.
Jul 13th

To-Do

Andy: we just need to have like a freaking bonanza and go nonstop.
Erin: freaking bonanza!
Erin: we'd need like a week ha
Erin: we dont have time in our lives like that
Erin: we need to prioritize
Andy: hahaha, yeah.
Andy: what is our list, exactly? we are going to get a lot done this afternoon.
Andy: buy a truck
Erin: art museum is top of the list. even if its ft. wayne not chicago.
Andy: sugar shack part two.
Andy: gypsy skillet
Erin: chicago
Andy: coffee and cigarettes, followed by coffee and cigarettes.
Erin: yes
Erin: only fitting
Jul 13th
“You’re about as redneck as a guy with an iPhone can...”
— Jerry Richardson
Jul 13th
“Mudgrips,  white-tips Cigar stickin’ out of my face ...”
— Trace Adkins.  Yes, please.
Jul 13th
Color Blindness Simulation
Jul 13th
“A bait car is a vehicle owned by the police and is intended...”
— BaitCar.com
Jul 13th
“You could set my truck on fire and roll it down a hill, and...”
— Joe Diffie
Jul 13th
“Seizure the day.”
— Brother Benson
Jul 13th
“I got beat at homerun derby by a guy who sits at his...”
— Rob Knight
Jul 12th
“Make a lot more good ‘remember whens’ Right up...”
— Dierks Bentley
Jul 12th
“The tire may seem round and true when rotated slowly, but on...”
— Montieth
Jul 12th
“We regret that Wendy’s cannot provide product calorie...”
— Well, thank God Sarah...
Jul 12th

Excitement

Andy: softball tonight?
Aaron: yeah man
Aaron: you're in?
Andy: yep.
Andy: 6, 6:30 ish?
Aaron: sounds good.
Andy: awesome.
Aaron: I wish this was a more exciting conversation, then you'd put it on your tumblr
Jul 11th
Jul 11th
“There’s time I’ve wasted money, ‘cause I...”
— Dierks Bentley
Jul 11th
Warch Watch
via mark
Jul 10th
Warch Watch
DOT COM!
Jul 10th
“‘cause the simple man baby, pays for the thrills, the...”
— Pink Houses, John Mellencamp
Jul 10th
Papyrus Count: One.
Jul 10th
Best Dancing Videos: Benson's Moves
Jul 10th
Warch Watch
“A meeting between a coalition of internet power players has been arraanged for later tonight,...
Jul 10th
“If you’d like a better coffee for less, just ask.”
— The mystery of the...
Jul 10th
“im going to go to school to be a mechanic.”
— Peg
Jul 10th
450+ Business Cards for Inspiration
Jul 9th
Jul 9th

Ethos

The distinguishing character, beliefs or moral nature of a person, group, or institution.
Jul 6th

F*R*I*E*N*D*S

Erin: shut up!
Erin: i have got to stop saying that...make me stop
Andy: Furthermore, you saying 'shut up' further proves my point that we are living " f-r-i-e-n-d-s "
Andy: Didn't one of them say 'shut up' all the time?
Andy: i think monica did.
Andy: shut. up.
Erin: its sickening
Andy: you can be monica.
Erin: shes nuts haha
Andy: in my real life friends.
Erin: i pick rachel ha
Erin: sarah has to be monica
Erin: so alex can be chandlor
Andy: is htere a D in his name
Andy: alexander?
Erin: chan....
Andy: dler?
Andy: all i know is that i live real life friends
Andy: without the music
Andy: and a tad more depressing
Erin: haha not even close
Andy: sarah and alex are the only hook up
Andy: you have to have a TON more to make it friends
Andy: season one? duh.
Erin: hahahhahh
Erin: matt needs to be joey
Erin: meg is obviously pheobe
Andy: waaaaaaa.
Erin: hahah
Erin: i just want to be rachel haha
Andy: we have to hang out at tree of life more often.
Erin: hahaahah yes on the same couches
Erin: no one else can ever sit in
Andy: nope.
Andy: alex == chandler
Andy: sarah == monica
Andy: matt == joey
Andy: andy == ross
Andy: meg == phobe
Andy: erin == rachel
Andy: and here are the similarities.
Andy: alex and matt are roomates. joey and chandlor are roomates.
Andy: alex and sarah are hookin up and hanging out. as are monica and chandlor.
Andy: andy is a nerd, ross is a nerd.
Andy: rachel works for louis vuitton, erin wears louis vuitton?
Andy: meg and pheobe are so much a like.
Andy: real life friends. check.
Jul 6th
Warch Watch
Jul 6th
“They said I’m not going to pay my school loans off...”
Jul 6th
Warch Watch
secret videos!
Jul 6th

Start Me Up

Mark: Work it out now!
Andy: It's in me!
Mark: What's in you?
Andy: moves.
Jul 6th
“Do everything as you are used to and enjoy your iPhone Hands...”
— Introducing The All New...
Jul 5th
Family.
Jul 5th

The Good Ole Days

Andy: things i love that started at the store.
Andy: a list by andy clarke.
Andy: 1. "yeah, that'll soak in."
Andy: 2. starting to talk about lunch an hour before lunch time
Benson: 3. "Easy now."
Benson: 4. "Yeah buddy."
Benson: 5. Burl, both my burl, and the highlighting of the burl of others.
Andy: and walnut burl, for that matter.
Andy: 6. "Hey guy."
Benson: Yes.
Benson: 7. Having a soda machine.
Andy: 8. Peachtree Accounting.
Benson: Ye.
Benson: 9. Our awareness of the internets.
Andy: 10. I'm pretty sure picking my ear with paperclips ( also happening now) started there.
Benson: Ye.
Andy: Ye.
Jul 5th
Warch Watch
Jul 5th
“I believe the kids are saying, “Ye.”
— Brother Benson
Jul 5th
Problems = Obstacles Horses jump Obstacles Horses =...
Jul 5th
Warch Watch
Jul 4th
26 days.
Jul 4th

Happy 4th of July

Some folks are born, made to raise the flag, Oh, that red white and blue. But when the band plays...
Jul 4th

Great Ideas

Andy: What if we start an online gambling website.
Benson: Yeah?
Andy: Betting on when you have another seizure.
Benson: Haha.
Benson: Make sure nobody gets paid if someone causes my seizure or prangs around with a strobe light or anything.
Jul 3rd
The best handsfree kit in the World?
Jul 3rd
Warch Watch
Handsfree iPhone
Jul 3rd

The First in Weeks

Andy: Did you roll the trash out?
Matt: yeah
Andy: Thank you.
Jul 3rd
“If Ben Kweller were a mail man…”
— Talking to Peggy
Jul 3rd
ZZ TopVerizon Wireless Music Center, Noblesville, IN Thu,...
Jul 3rd
Electronic Venus Fly Trap
Jul 3rd
“Around 15% to 30% of people are immune to [poison ivy]”
— Alex and I fit into this group...
Jul 2nd

Dandelions

Laura: minus crazy tiems this weekend whats goin on?
Andy: meh, just crazy times.
Laura: yea man that is nuts...and scary
Andy: real scary.
Laura: yes
Andy: we'll get through it though. clark boys are hard to kill off.
Andy: like weeds.
Laura: like weeds
Jul 2nd
Neomeme » Nine Cool Things You Didn’t Know You Could Do...
Jul 2nd

Mountain Music

Oh, play me some mountain music Like grandma and grandpa used to play Then I’ll float on down...
Jul 2nd
“Had the big one…Ye.”
— a few herbs and a bit of...
Jul 2nd
Warch Watch
Jul 2nd
Warch Watch
Jul 2nd

Seizure? Round Two!

Last night around 9pm my brother, Brother Benson, had a seizure in Springfield, Ohio.  He was home...
Jul 1st