Dr. Jack Kevorkian
Peggy: now im on the phone with laura and shes trying to jump out of her window.Andy: tell her that if she jumps shes not going to die.
Andy: which means.
Andy: a) if shes trying to kill herself, she needs to get higher or consider another alternative.
Andy: or b) if shes not trying to kill herself, she should do it, because shes not going to die.
May 30th
Doc
Andy: mom says i need to go to the doctor.Benson: Probably true.
Andy: NO!
Andy: NO! NO! NO!
Benson: I think going to the doctor is becoming a good idea.
Andy: Such a bad time!
Andy: Always!
Benson: 'Cause soon I'm going to get something that is going to actually kill me off.
May 30th
Time to Move
Abby: ANDYAndy: Hey kid.
Abby: MOM JUST PUT A HOLD ON A HOUSE IN HUBER
Abby: WE'RE MOVING
Andy: What? Are you kidding?
Abby: NO!
Abby: I AM SO HAPPY.
Abby: HORRAY!
Andy: Really?
Abby: Seriously.
Abby: Rob and Mom and I are living together.
Andy: Really?
Abby: i get WINDOWS
Abby: and a CLOSET.
Abby: and COUNTERSPACE
Andy: You get counterspace?
Andy: You saw it?
Abby: yes!
Abby: it's really a good choice.
May 30th
“In 1992, the company chose Arial, a [cheap] digital...”
— How an unassuming font took...
— How an unassuming font took...
May 30th
Picturetown
May 29th
I have internet. You have internet. We have internets.
May 29th
Fingertips: A free and legal MP3 blog
May 29th
Matt: elephants are the only mammal that cant jump
Andy: false. white-man.
Andy: false. white-man.
May 29th
Internets. (via iblinkink)
May 29th
June. Get here soon.
Andy: Dear Benson.Andy: Please come to my house.
Andy: We're playing softball all day.
Andy: Then burning meat later.
Andy: Much love.
Benson: Son of a bitch!
Benson: Dear Andy.
Benson: God forbid I could roam about the countryside independently.
May 28th
mrandyclark’s Music Profile at Last.fm
May 28th
“An lunatic asylum is a strange place to visit and a screw...”
— Screw Asylum
— Screw Asylum
May 27th
Watch
Amazing! - Alabama Boy Kills 1051 lb 9 ft ‘Monster’ Wild Pig (more info here)
May 27th
“Well, you cut with a cnife. and i think you kut with a knife”
— Cameron Deyhle
— Cameron Deyhle
May 27th
A Real Life Discussion
Andy: I think if you just stick your finger in the back of my throat you can pop that mucus membrane and cure me!Alex: Hell no, I'm not touching that stuff.
May 27th
Technical Assistance
Peggy: do you know anything about outlook?Andy: what do you need to know?
Peggy: jen's having problems and asked me to ask you.
Peggy: i dont know whats wrong with it.
Andy: want me to telepathically fix it?
Peggy: hm.
Andy: thinking about it!
Andy: thinking!
Peggy: shut up.
Andy: CHANTINGGGG!!!!!
Andy: OOOMAAAA LAAAABMAAAAA!!!!!
Andy: I've got some type of gyrations going on here!
Peggy: not funnnny.
Andy: I think I feel some type of electron-field building above me
Andy: HOOMAMAAAAA LOOOOMAAAAAA!
Andy: MMMICCCRRROOSSSOOFFFTTTTT!!!!!!
Andy: Raising my hands in the airrrr!
Andy: I feeel the fix coming!
Peggy: done. sorry i asked.
Andy: OOGAAA OGGAAAAA OGGAAA!
Andy: Okay. Try it now. I think I fixed it.
May 27th
Etsy :: Your place to buy and sell all things...
May 27th
Watch
Learn how to screenprint your own t-shirts (via makemagazine)
May 27th
Watch
Globe Probe: The Hidden Lime Groves of Rangpur
May 26th
“I packed up some stuff so I can move the fuck out.”
— Brother Benson
— Brother Benson
May 26th
“Andy throws some crazy parties.”
— Alex Jones
— Alex Jones
May 26th
Driving Mark to Portland
I’ve been awake before the sun two days in a row. I deserve an award. Chicago, here we...
May 25th
“That’s how we do what we do.”
— Timbaland
— Timbaland
May 24th
The Weekend
All week long I’m a big nobody. But I just checked out and it’s paycheck Friday. The...
May 24th
Laura Burns: this friday bring :
Laura Burns: 1. your spikes
Laura Burns: 2. your sick soccer ball
Laura Burns: 3. your freaking A-GAME
Laura Burns: 1. your spikes
Laura Burns: 2. your sick soccer ball
Laura Burns: 3. your freaking A-GAME
May 24th
“I ain’t as hung as I once was.”
— Daddy Dollars. 4:45am....
— Daddy Dollars. 4:45am....
May 24th
Amazed at Google Maps. ( link )
May 23rd
RIBS! BIRTHDAY! RIBS!
Andy: ribs tonight?Micah: oh shoot i forgot about that
Andy: comeon now. you know you love some ribs.
Micah: i do love ribs
Micah: i think it'll work
Andy: yeah it will.
Andy: what else you gots to do?
Micah: nothin really.
Andy: damn straight.
Andy: look at those ribs and tell me that you aren't coming, that's what im saying.
Micah: if thats exactly what they'll look like i'm there
Andy: they're marinating right now.
Andy: glory. be prepared for glory.
May 23rd
Birthdays
May 23rd, 3 months before my birthday, is the birthday of my good buddy and good friend Mark...
May 23rd
Happy Birthday Ribs (via andyclark)
May 23rd
“Ubiquitous. It means anywhere at anytime. I wish oatmeal...”
— Mark Gypson
— Mark Gypson
May 22nd
“i like this place already”
— Micah Zakahi
— Micah Zakahi
May 21st
Watch
Speedy Pinata (via opusmo)
May 20th
Amazing Art From Scotch Tape!
May 20th
Watch
united 300 (via youtube)
May 20th
Watch
the best part? :27 left. via Alison Bisesi
May 19th
Install multiple versions of IE on your PC
May 19th
Absurdity
Cheeto: you see ludacris?Andy: YES
Cheeto: how was dat?
Andy: Abusrd.
Andy: Benson and I have so many fly moves.
Cheeto: hahaha
Andy: Alison and her sister have fly moves.
Andy: Then we drank a lot. And benson freeflowed for like 25 minutes.
Andy: and taught me how to c-walk.
Andy: and we sung Hank Williams Junior at the top of our lungs.
Andy: stayed up until 5am.
Andy: [where is you?]
Cheeto: i'm in f dub
Andy: I drove through there at 9am this morning.
Cheeto: heeeeeeee
Cheeto: sounded like a good time
Andy: Yes.
Andy: Alison Bisesi and Corey are CRAZY.
Cheeto: corey?
Andy: Sister of Alison Bisesi.
Cheeto: ohhh
Cheeto: she spell it like me?
Andy: No, you spell it 'cheeto'
May 19th
If you even knew.
Andy: Benson has such fly moves.Mentzer: hyahahha
Mentzer: Al called on their way home last night
Mentzer: she said you and Benson were absolutely hilarious
Mentzer: and that Her and corey were absolutely CRAZY and hilarious
Andy: yessss
May 19th
“It’s finally today, man. ”
— Brother Benson
— Brother Benson
May 18th
“Benson Clark is straight awful at 2:25am.”
— Facebook News Feed
— Facebook News Feed
May 18th
Tonight is going to be absurd.
May 18th
“I am supposedly on the “quiet” side, but I still...”
— Jerry (talking about...
— Jerry (talking about...
May 18th
Watch
Boost Mobile Anthem | Kanye Ludacris and the Game
May 18th
“I have internet.
You have internet.
We have internets.”
— Mark Gypson
— Mark Gypson
May 18th
Rediscovering the Button Element
May 17th
“pop” is a tainted word. Of course, depending on who is...”
— kill and eat
— kill and eat
May 17th
Watch
Kill and Eat Live. The kid still got it.
May 17th
Ten Tips: Rock Photography
May 17th
“You know, you’re it’s mother now that...”
— Mark Gypson
— Mark Gypson
May 16th
Richard Box’s ‘Light Field’
May 16th
Andy: Tell me what I've been doing for the last hour?
Matt: you have been begging jerry not to decapitate you for messing up his website
Andy: true.
Andy: except less french revolution.
Andy: more this-old-house.
Matt: he's after you with a band saw?
Matt: you have been begging jerry not to decapitate you for messing up his website
Andy: true.
Andy: except less french revolution.
Andy: more this-old-house.
Matt: he's after you with a band saw?
May 16th
11 Tips for Better Candid Photography
May 16th
May 15th
“If you don’t like me, you can go straight to hell.”
— Mom
— Mom
May 15th
Left. How it is. Right. How it should be. Talk tonight. ...
May 15th
“Steel-cut oats are nuttier, more flavorful, and retain a...”
— Steel-cut oats - Wikipedia,...
— Steel-cut oats - Wikipedia,...
May 15th
Dear Benson and Sarah. Please come soon now. Love. Andy.
May 14th
Andy C.: Hello, Jerry.
Jerry R.: hi andy!
Andy C.: I have a giant plant in my cube.
Jerry R.: photo?
Andy C.: http://andyclark.tumblr.com/post/1906113
Jerry R.: wow! that's nice. Did you get that for mother's day?
Jerry R.: hi andy!
Andy C.: I have a giant plant in my cube.
Jerry R.: photo?
Andy C.: http://andyclark.tumblr.com/post/1906113
Jerry R.: wow! that's nice. Did you get that for mother's day?
May 14th
Laura: i need to take a shower
Andy: Duh.
Laura: maybe ill go for a bike ride instead
Laura: i like that
Laura: its nice outside
Andy: Just ride through a sprinkler.
Laura: and that is why we are such good friends
Andy: Duh.
Laura: maybe ill go for a bike ride instead
Laura: i like that
Laura: its nice outside
Andy: Just ride through a sprinkler.
Laura: and that is why we are such good friends
May 14th
Love, mom.
May 14th
“Curse you, Joan Osborne, curse you to hell. And not regular...”
— Woot : One Day, One Deal
— Woot : One Day, One Deal
May 14th
3 hot dogs, sauerkraut, spicy mustard, variety of spices.
May 14th
“im a regular housewife ”
— Laura Burns
— Laura Burns
May 14th
Watch
A Good Mix (via clarkab)
May 14th
May 14th
“men with their hopes and disappointments and quarrels
and...”
— Spam comment on isthatandy
— Spam comment on isthatandy
May 14th
“the warrior lieth in darkness
there is no noise of the harp...”
— Spam
— Spam
May 13th
“The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime,...”
— George Carlin (via tumbl.us)
— George Carlin (via tumbl.us)
May 13th
new office!
May 11th
Meetings are Toxic
Andy: are you coming back tuesday or mondayJerry: Monday. we get in late on Sunday.
Andy: mark and i vote to take monday off.
Jerry: for me to take it or all of us?
Andy: you.
Jerry: ah. i have to leave again on wednesday.
Andy: well, you're not allowed to work this week.
Andy: i scheduled some meetings for you.
Jerry: thanks!
Andy: mark and i have a bag of tricks.
Jerry: on that note, I guess I'll log off!
Andy: good choice. enjoy the sand.
May 11th
“Deceased fawn was dressed up like an infant and abandoned at...”
— Local News | Dead fawn,...
— Local News | Dead fawn,...
May 10th
“Is that a dunk error? Cause I don’t care!”
May 10th
“‘Cause the simple man baby pays for the thrills, the...”
— John Mellencamp: Pink Houses
— John Mellencamp: Pink Houses
May 10th
May 10th
“Benson and i are going to see brooks and dunn and alan...”
— Mommy Mayhem
— Mommy Mayhem
May 9th
“It’s been a lot of work to build an innovative system that...”
— Tumblr Blog: Tumblr Comments?
— Tumblr Blog: Tumblr Comments?
May 9th
Watch
King of Glory (via iruvtea)
May 9th
“I’m talking to the man in the mirror, but I never...”
— Carry On - Freestyle
— Carry On - Freestyle
May 9th
“If you want to avoid a lot of frustration and wasted time,...”
— Developing a CSS strategy
— Developing a CSS strategy
May 8th
“God created horses for man so man would know that power,...”
— Nathaniel Fisher
— Nathaniel Fisher
May 8th
Tough
Andy: i think im getting kind of depressed about this summer.Cheeto: why?
Andy: i dont know, just am.
Cheeto: the times are a changing i suppose
Andy: kind of rough.
Andy: it's like i've been waiting to graduate from college for so long. and now all my life amounts to is punching the clock and programming.
Andy: kind of disappointing.
Cheeto: yeah but your life isn't defined by your job. besides i toss salad for a living. never know what the future holds though, you could end up doing something you really like in a year or two or three.
Andy: thats a long time.
Cheeto: yeah it is
Andy: i just thought it'd feel more liberating.
May 7th
Weight
Andy: how ya doing today?Brother Benson: 168?
Brother Benson: You are burl!
Andy: Sigh.
Brother Benson: I thought I had like 40 pounds on you!
Andy: What you weighing in these days?
Brother Benson: 179
Andy: Gotcha!
Brother Benson: Damn it.
Andy: I gotta lose some weight
Brother Benson: Damn straight. I have to gain some more.
Andy: Hahaha.
Brother Benson: You are still thin as balls.
Brother Benson: Just not my balls.
Brother Benson: Which are ultra thick, for the record.
May 7th
Weight
I weigh 168lbs. Boo.
May 7th
“that do not scar the forehead of the world as battles do yet...”
— Spam Comment on isthatandy?
— Spam Comment on isthatandy?
May 7th
Absurd!
Laura: i like secretsAndy: good, i have secrets.
Andy: secret plans.
Laura: good i like secrets
Laura: oooo
Laura: u got a puppy?
Laura: oh no thats me
Andy: How about you come back to warsaw may 18.
Laura: whens that
Andy: cause i have tickets to ludacris and chamillionaire.
Laura: um
Laura: what!
Laura: im coming!
Laura: im coming!
May 7th
“your parties kick a majority of the ass.”
— Kyle Steury
— Kyle Steury
May 7th
Flickr Group: Andy's Redneck Getdown
May 6th
IMG_0300.JPG (via andyclark’s Photos)
May 6th
Watch
Graduation Party (via clarkab)
May 6th
sweet shot of andy clark (via crabtrat)
May 6th
Apple - Trailers - Across the Universe
May 6th
Seasoning the Grill: 12 hours. 0 minutes. 0 seconds. (via...
May 4th
Piglet.: 14 hours. 6 minutes. 12 seconds. (via...
May 4th
“What are you passionate about?
Computers.
Softball.
...”
— Sarah Mentzer, speaking about...
— Sarah Mentzer, speaking about...
May 4th
23 hours. 59 minutes. 59 seconds.
May 4th
What’s a redneck getdown without mikesells?: 1 day. 11...
May 3rd
It’s For Roasting Piggly Wiggly!: Willllburrrrrrrr!...
May 3rd
“Mr. Gypson is being suppressed by a 9year old dictator hyped...”
— Twitter / mrgypson...
— Twitter / mrgypson...
May 3rd
A. Bowling and Golf. A. Introduction to Broadcasting. B+. Advanced Presentation. B. Christianity...
May 3rd
“A Haiku by Andrew B. Clark: Summertimes.
The windows are...”
— Is That Andy? » Blog...
— Is That Andy? » Blog...
May 3rd
2 days. 1 hour. 50 minutes. 10 seconds.
May 3rd
Watch
2 days, 19 hours, 15 minutes, 02 seconds.
May 2nd
2 days, 20 hours, 59 minutes, 16 seconds.
May 2nd
3 days. 16 hours. 35 minutes.
May 1st
May 1st starts Ice Cream Days at Hand Industries
May 1st
Only for Nerds
May 1st
via siteforthekids.tripod.com
May 1st
Site for the Kids
May 1st
“Her smell for bacon bits enchanted her.
Her smell for sour...”
— http://planeta4.freeservers.com...
— http://planeta4.freeservers.com...
May 1st
4 days. 0 hours. 52 minutes. 8 seconds.
Papabear (via...
May 1st