Hi. I'm Andy. Care to follow my travels?

2009

December
November
October
September
August 5
July 6
June
May
April
March
February
January

2008

December
November 5
October 1
September 10
August 11
July 3
June 4
May 23
April 46
March 40
February
January 27

2007

December 20
November 29
October 53
September 66
August 120
July 149
June 121
May 111
April 192
March 31
February
January
3 days. 16 hours. 35 minutes.
May 1st
May 1st starts Ice Cream Days at Hand Industries
May 1st
Only for Nerds
May 1st
via siteforthekids.tripod.com
May 1st
Site for the Kids
May 1st
“Her smell for bacon bits enchanted her. Her smell for sour...”
— http://planeta4.freeservers.com...
May 1st
4 days. 0 hours. 52 minutes. 8 seconds. Papabear (via...
May 1st
“You owe me, I want it now.  I owe you, we’ll work...”
— John Zampatti
Apr 30th
5days. 0 hours. 0 minutes. 0 seconds.
Apr 30th
Warch Watch
Behind the Scenes: Introducing Nike’s Air Force 25 (via beamer2a)
Apr 29th
“Steve Nash [White and French] is so good at basketball that...”
— Brother Benson
Apr 29th
Warch Watch
Introducing Nike’s Air Force 25 (via beamer2a)
Apr 29th
anewtenbandits (via andyclark’s Photos)
Apr 29th
5 days. 10 hours. 29 minutes. (via andyclark)
Apr 29th
Warch Watch
ti what you know (via kingfive)
Apr 29th
Warch Watch
01_workshop (via esrv2006)
Apr 29th

5 days, 11 hours.

Andy: Why ain't you coming back up here?
Tim: you guys don't have enough furniture to merit the trip
Andy: What I lack in furniture I make up in meat.
Tim: touché
Apr 29th
“Is your dorm too noisy to study for that all important...”
— Rhoda Palmer.  Sounds like our...
Apr 29th

How'd she even get them britches on?

Andy: The honky tonk badonkadonk!
Abbie: badonkadonk isn't a word, silly.
Andy: Trace Adkins says so.
Abbie: trace adkins can barely speak english as it is.
Apr 29th
“Holding a baby is like holding a beer - you don’t drop...”
— The Peoples Champions
Apr 29th
04-28-07_1304 (via andyclark’s Photos)
Apr 28th
The Grill: The grill came straight from Texas! (via...
Apr 28th
It’s for Roasting a Pig: We built this last night -...
Apr 28th
First Load: First load from sams club (via andyclark’s...
Apr 28th
Redneck Getdown Supplies: Now there is more charcoal...
Apr 28th
Chances of a Hog: 100%
Apr 27th
H.A.M.S.T.E.R.S. A.R.E. E.V.I.L. (via lla)
Apr 27th

Saturday, May 5, 2007.

High of 66, low of 44. Mostly Sunny skies. Chance of rain: 10%. Chance of Hog: 100%. 
Apr 27th
I’m a helluva bartender
Apr 26th
One time I got the Campus Safety Officer to have a drink...
Apr 26th
4:00. Punch out. 4:15. Meet Corey at Grace. 4:30. Change clothes at home. 5:00. Softball. 6:00. If...
Apr 26th

What It's All About

Sarah: We are playing Pat's style softball.
Andy: Pat's style?!
Sarah: Yah..hahah
Sarah: yesterday during BP he swung more than 3 strikes and was so happy when you said "give it another go"
Andy: HAHA
Andy: He was real happy. I remember.
Andy: THAT is what softball is all about.
Andy: softball is NOT being pissy and squeeling your tires and storming off.
Sarah: True. Story.
Apr 26th
Andy: hey - do you know if those mattress shirts printed
Mark: dont know
Mark: havnt seen them
Andy: Could you or jerry find out?
Mark: let me check
Mark: jerrys on it
Apr 26th
Andy: hey
Jerry: hey hey!
Andy: doooo you know if those mattress shirts got printed?
Jerry: i don't.
Andy: I was going to run in before class and grab them, if they were
Jerry: let me check with scott...
Apr 26th
D-E-F-I-N-I-T-E-L-Y
Apr 25th
“unreasonable: excessive -or- beyond normal limits;”
Apr 25th
“We’re so web trendy - we just got an order canceled on...”
— Me, speaking of iblinkink
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
“It all started last Wednesday during Dr. Winset’s...”
— Emmanuel Prof Fired For...
Apr 24th
“The ultimate ‘gotcha!’ is one that keeps on...”
Apr 24th
Warch Watch
…[when suddenly] a large portion of the audience (87 people) suddenly walked out. According to...
Apr 23rd
I want to look like Billy Idol
Apr 23rd
“Peggy is a female first name, derived from Margaret.”
— Peggy - Wikipedia, the free...
Apr 23rd

A Bad Episode of 24

11 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes, 59 seconds. 11 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes, 58 seconds. 11 days, 23...
Apr 23rd
“Blogging is easy; it’s the getting rich whilst doing...”
— How To Get A Six Figure...
Apr 23rd
Warch Watch
TI: “Big glock I carry make a real big BOOM”
Apr 22nd
“People with this disease experience pain just below the knee...”
— Osgood-Schlatter Disease.  I...
Apr 20th

Genius!

Cam: what is it about the tumblog format that just wants me to post up ugly stuff?
Me: hahaha
Cam: its like the graveyard for half thought out posts
Me: haha
Me: Tumbled!
Apr 20th
“He is also accused of conducting job interviews in his...”
— Dov Charney - Wikipedia, the...
Apr 20th
“I’m glad I wasn’t chronologically frozen”
— Jerry!
Apr 20th
“don’t ask questions you can answer on the internet...”
— Rules to Live By
Apr 20th
“well, one person doesn’t like it, not because its a...”
— mark gypson
Apr 20th
“Do you ever look in the mirror and surprise yourself with...”
— Cameron Deyhle
Apr 19th
Fast Food: Ads vs. Reality
Apr 19th
Touchdown Jesus (via andyclark)
Apr 19th
Warch Watch
Big Butter Jesus (via Heywoodbanks)
Apr 19th
Apple - Final Cut Studio 2
Apr 19th

Nerds.

Matt Smith: guess where i is
Andy: where?
Matt Smith: sitting in the parking lot of auto zone
Matt Smith: wireless wireless everywhere
Apr 18th
Warch Watch
Benson’s Moves (via clarkab)
Apr 18th
“Can’t you hear me, I’m screaming.”
— Counting Crows: Millers Angels
Apr 18th
“Just because Mona Lisa was smiling, that doesn’t mean...”
— Mona Lisa Smile
Apr 17th
“Internet! Internet! Internet!”
Apr 17th
“Basically, unconscious design is design where there is no...”
— Encytemedia— Unconscious...
Apr 16th
“If you race people with respect you get respect”
— Tony Stewart on NASCAR.COM
Apr 16th
“Ship From: HOUSTON, TX 77003 USA Ship To: WARSAW, IN 46580...”
— Roadway Tracking
Apr 16th
“In the meantime, let’s keep it all in perspective and...”
— Weather.com - Blog - Looks...
Apr 16th

Doubleheader.

Combined stats. 7-9. 2 doubles, 2 hr. 14 innings pitched. 2 wins. 8 runs allowed, 0bb, 5.00 era.
Apr 12th
“US 441 is mentioned in Tom Petty’s song...”
— U.S. Route 441 - Wikipedia,...
Apr 12th

Let Me See Your Grille

Andy: The 2454xl !
Andy: Exxxxccitteeddd.
Abbie: holy cow... .i'm jeaous....
Abbie: i love grilling!
Andy: meat meat meat meat meat
Abbie: my roommate saw me looking at the pictures and was all "is that a piano?"
Apr 11th
Dad called.  Graduation present shipped! ( Tejass Smokers )
Apr 11th
“The largest number is about 45 billion, but mathematicians...”
— MATHS
Apr 11th
“The scandal of the evangelical mind is that there isn’t much...”
— Is That Andy? - CCT April 11
Apr 11th

That Actually Just Happened

Andy: someone up front just sent me a shoe.
Andy: like had someone pass back a shoe to me.
Andy: im not even joking
Cheeto: HAHAHAHAH
Andy: this girl just turned around and said "this is for you. they told me to pass it to you."
Andy: and handed me a shoe.
Andy: thats the absurdity of this class.
Cheeto: a shoe.
Andy: people have the audacity to pass me a shoe.
Cheeto: an actual shoe.
Andy: An actual shoe.
Apr 11th
Photo 261 (via andyclark’s Photos)
Apr 11th

Look Around You

Look Around You: #1 Maths Look Around You: #2 Water Look Around You: #3 Germs Look Around You: #4...
Apr 10th
“When you beat an infant, it calms down.”
— Abby Clark
Apr 10th

Mathematics

Me: What if Dr. Forbes smoked a pipe? He'd be 100x cooler.
Abbie: but 100 times 0 is still 0.
Apr 10th

Softball Schedule

Wednesday, April 11th @ 4:55 Thursday, April 12th @ 4:55 & 5:50  Wednesday, April 18th @...
Apr 10th
“No. We’ll keep doing it the correct way, instead.”
— Jerry
Apr 10th
“I seriously doubt that.”
— Brinker Stephenson
Apr 10th
“I accidentally killed the squirrelly with a pellet gun, I...”
— Famous Last Words
Apr 9th
CSS Layouts
Apr 9th
Working with Mark is like working with a baby goat.
Apr 9th
The Office: 5 displays = 1 desk. (via andyclark Photos)
Apr 9th
The First Hundred Dollars: 200 pounds of charcoal, 600...
Apr 9th
“Don’t let Randell Rooftop shoot your video”
— mark gypson
Apr 9th
Warch Watch
Fat Joe feat Lil Wayne - Make It Rain (via plated)
Apr 8th
“Dyngus Day (or Wet Monday) is the name for Easter Monday in...”
— Easter Monday - Wikipedia, the...
Apr 8th
“THESE CONDITIONS WILL KILL CROPS AND OTHER SENSITIVE...”
— Local Severe Weather Alerts...
Apr 5th
“…FREEZE WATCH IN EFFECT FROM FRIDAY EVENING THROUGH...”
— Local Severe Weather Alerts...
Apr 5th
“SyntaxError in Design#index”
— I’m so tired of seeing...
Apr 5th
“Bow to your corner, bow to your own. Three hands up and...”
Apr 5th
“Name: Graduation Party? Duh. Tagline: The biggest redneck...”
— Facebook | Graduation Party?...
Apr 4th
“My friend in Wales found your video online. He said it was...”
— Dr. Mark Norris
Apr 4th
“After graduation, the typical undergraduate student at Grace...”
Apr 4th

Stopping Twitter

I’m stopping my Twitter and Tumblr from fornicating.  Check out my twitter, if you want. ...
Apr 3rd
Apr 3rd
“We’ve asked announcers at times to say nothing and...”
— FOX revs up NASCAR coverage
Apr 3rd
“Just realized I almost never hear a dial tone any more.”
— Kung Fu Grippe
Apr 3rd

Andy Clark: is grossed out.

Andy Clark: is grossed out.
Apr 3rd

Andy Clark: is drinking WATER at work. ...

Andy Clark: is drinking WATER at work. HAHAHAHAHA!
Apr 3rd

Andy Clark: is drinking at work.

Andy Clark: is drinking at work.
Apr 3rd

Andy Clark: is regretting peanut butter...

Andy Clark: is regretting peanut butter sammiches.
Apr 3rd

Andy Clark: is an ass.

Andy Clark: is an ass.
Apr 3rd

Andy Clark: is glad he's not taking mark...

Andy Clark: is glad he’s not taking mark to the er.
Apr 3rd

Andy Clark: is wondering why mark is...

Andy Clark: is wondering why mark is doubling over in pain.
Apr 3rd

Andy Clark: in counseling.

Andy Clark: in counseling.
Apr 3rd

Andy Clark: is laughing at silly...

Andy Clark: is laughing at silly meetings.
Apr 3rd

Andy Clark: is wondering if he should by...

Andy Clark: is wondering if he should by that dk dayton.
Apr 3rd

Andy Clark: is eating at atown.

Andy Clark: is eating at atown.
Apr 3rd

Andy Clark: is golfing.

Andy Clark: is golfing.
Apr 3rd

Andy Clark: found free cinder blocks!

Andy Clark: found free cinder blocks!
Apr 2nd

Andy Clark: is watching a movie with...

Andy Clark: is watching a movie with alex and matt.
Apr 2nd

Andy Clark: (at)jerry NERD!

Andy Clark: (at)jerry NERD!
Apr 2nd

Andy Clark: is thinking about picking up...

Andy Clark: is thinking about picking up tables at night.
Apr 2nd

Andy Clark: is punching out.

Andy Clark: is punching out.
Apr 2nd
“Have you ever seen a black man walk on water?”
— Diddy - Wanna Move
Apr 2nd

Andy Clark: is developing a new cart.

Andy Clark: is developing a new cart.
Apr 2nd
“You nig#$!s are playing Russian roulette with automatics.”
— Handsome Boy Modeling School
Apr 2nd

Andy Clark: is excited about grilles and...

Andy Clark: is excited about grilles and grills. “Let me see both,” he says.
Apr 2nd

Andy Clark: is hungry.

Andy Clark: is hungry.
Apr 2nd

Andy Clark: is missing sunlight,...

Andy Clark: is missing sunlight, already.
Apr 2nd

Andy Clark: is going home to poop.

Andy Clark: is going home to poop.
Apr 2nd

Andy Clark: (at)jerryr - twitter was...

Andy Clark: (at)jerryr - twitter was down for a while this weekend, too. Too many users?
Apr 2nd

Andy Clark: isn't excited for class.

Andy Clark: isn’t excited for class.
Apr 2nd

Andy Clark: wants to know why his tumblr...

Andy Clark: wants to know why his tumblr isn’t updating with his twitter rss!
Apr 2nd

Andy Clark: is testing twitter and...

Andy Clark: is testing twitter and tumblr together.
Apr 2nd

Andy Clark: is screaming (at) mrgypson -...

Andy Clark: is screaming (at) mrgypson - you’re always getting me!
Apr 2nd
“It’s been a bad weekend.”
— Man passing by at the bank
Apr 2nd
“You don’t have to be alone to be lonely.”
— OkGo: The House Wins
Apr 1st
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