Hi. I'm Andy. Care to follow my travels?

2009

December
November
October
September
August 5
July 6
June
May
April
March
February
January

2008

December
November 5
October 1
September 10
August 11
July 3
June 4
May 23
April 46
March 40
February
January 27

2007

December 20
November 29
October 53
September 66
August 120
July 149
June 121
May 111
April 192
March 31
February
January
“A portmanteau (IPA: /pɔrtˈmæntoʊ/), plural portmanteaux, is...”
— Portmanteau - Wikipedia, the...
Dec 30th
“Because of the tolerances of the mechanical parts, slight...”
— Typewriter - Wikipedia
Dec 30th
“to paraphrase the teachings of almost every world religion:...”
— journal | moby.com
Dec 29th

Wise Beyond Her Years. and ears.

Abby Clark: it's really hard to be in a relationship with no license/car or any money.
Andrew Clark: Relationships take a lot of commitment.
Andrew Clark: Commitment of feelings. emotions. time. money. resources.
Abby Clark: yeah I know.
Abby Clark: the single life is also expensive.
Andrew Clark: yeah, i spend a lot on booze
Dec 27th
What’d you do this weekend? Um…I plead the...
Dec 27th
Warch Watch
Dec 23rd

Mars Candy Company

Brother Benson: Mom asks, "What kind of M&M's do you like?"
Brother Benson: to you.
Andrew Clark: Snickers.
Brother Benson: Abby said, "Ferraro Rocher."
Brother Benson: You said, "Snickers."
Brother Benson: I said, "Peanut."
Dec 21st
Warch Watch
Dec 18th
Warch Watch
Dec 18th
Warch Watch
Dec 18th
“All that I could say, then, with respect to farming on a...”
— Walden - Chapter 2
Dec 16th
“Q: What is mini Fenway Park? A: Kids Replica Ballpark, Inc....”
— The Official Site of Boston...
Dec 16th

Blacker by the day

Meg: sometimes i get really sick emails.
Andy: ?
Meg: and i just got one that reminded me of you.
Andy: !?
Meg: the subject said "ever wonder why black guys have really big dicks"
Dec 13th
“chili: preventing argentina from enjoying the pacific ocean...”
Dec 12th
A Stupid Fucking Mistake Ruining the Whole...
Dec 11th

BURLY!

Andy: suicide is the second leading cause of desk for alaskans
Benson: Yeah?
Benson: I wonder what the first leading cause of desk is.
Benson: Probably general beard size.
Dec 9th
Warch Watch
Dec 8th
“The first time someone calls you a horse you punch him on...”
— The Rabbi
Dec 4th

Maths

Andy: Twenty times Forty is 800, right?
Mark: Haha. What?
Dec 3rd
“I think you should know that sometimes we talk, and you talk...”
— Abby Clark
Dec 2nd