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Gypsies.

Abbie: i hear you're a technology god to dr norris.
Andy: ha, how'd you hear that already?
Abbie: grace college. rumors. you know.
Andy: that was seriously like...15 minutes ago.
Andy: he said I was an answer to prayer. it was so awkward.
Abbie: dr norris has that effect
Abbie: also, you're a dichotomist bohemian, i hear.
Andy: eh?
Andy: i dont think i know what that means
Abbie: i'm just repeating what i've heard.
Andy: so, i'm a gypsy who divides things equally?
Abbie: wait... i have a definition from the source. someone who looks bohemian but whose choice of purchases suggests otherwise. a faux bohemian, you might say.
Abbie: if that helps.
Andy: [puzzled.]

We still got it.

Benson: Oh yeah, I won Fantasy Baseball?
Benson: What is the deal.
Andy: Yes, yes you did.
Benson: Pull it out there at the end.
Andy: That's what she said

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ALCS Game 3

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ALCS Game 3

Alison: i gotta be at one of those games
Andy: lets goooo
Andy: are you gonna go hange out near the stadium?
Alison: yes yes yes.
Andy: i want to come
Andy: ha
Alison: come
Alison: they show the away games in the stadium for free
Alison: but work tonight
Alison: or i was so there
Andy: people just go hang out?
Alison: yese
Alison: like 15 k
Andy: fancy
Alison: they did it for teh cavs
Andy: you went?
Alison: and we went to all the games not this year, but th eyear before
Alison: and sat on the floor
Andy: thats so awesome
Alison: and they give away stuff
Alison: and we got interviewed and were on the news
Andy: what time is the game monday?
Alison: 8? maybe?
Andy: i gotta come hang out around the stadium
Alison: do do do it
Andy: how far is cleveland?
Alison: my class is canceled
Alison: i work till 6
Andy: 4 hours?
Alison: 4
Alison: ya
Alison: drive fast
Andy: i could leave work at like 3
Alison: which would be perfect
Andy: real tempted.
Alison: come to my house, we can take the rapid downtown - like 10 mintues
Alison: and watch it from a bar aroudn there
Andy: serious?
Alison: SERIOUS.
Andy: mmmm temptededdddd
Andy: i feel like i cant rock a bosox hat though. ha.
Alison: yes you can
Alison: people do stuff liek that all the time
Andy: there's your base hit.
Alison: i saw so many people with soxs hats on today
Alison: theres my base hit
Alison: victor victor victor
Alison: come on.
Andy: he was my fantay catcher.
Alison: he had a good eyar
Andy: ive had a real bad night typing.
Alison: i knew what you meant
Alison: the game is at 7
Alison: tuesdays is at 8
Andy: which is better for you?
Alison: either
Andy: im so coming
Alison: YES!
Alison: i have class early tuesday mornign and work early wednesday morning...
Alison: but sleep has not been on the list
Alison: of things to do recently
Alison: so i'm not too worried
Andy: i could sleep @ your house and leave in the morning?
Alison: yes yes
Andy: i am so down
Alison: we have no couch -
Alison: which means you might get floor
Andy: floor is fine.
Alison: so throw a sleeping bag in your car
Alison: 2 on.
Andy: 2 on?
Alison: 2 on base
Andy: oh. yep.
Andy: intentional walk.
Andy: is your fox like... flickering?
Andy: pulsing?
Alison: nope
Andy: mine is.
Alison: i have a fantastic antenna
Andy: it has been all night.
Alison: fox comes in the clearest of every channel
Andy: looks like........the lights dim and brighten about 3 times a second
Andy: sigh.
Alison: close call
Andy: i love when the second basemen runs like 200 feet
Andy: gets there about 3 seconds after the ball lands
Alison: i would want to play 2nd base if i played baseball
Andy: i love go ahead runs
Alison: enough action
Alison: but not too much
Andy: i played 2nd all the time
Alison: its a good spot
Andy: only lefty 2nd basemen in my league
Alison: i never played baseball
Alison: or softball
Alison: always too boring
Alison: i needed to be moving more
Andy: noooo.
Alison: but i love it
Alison: and love playing for fun
Alison: just never on a team
Andy: baseball is my blood. ha.
Alison: i played one summer of little league
Alison: and was the kid in the outfield with dandelions
Alison: makign necklaces
Andy: i wish there was a 20's league here.
Andy: there is one in pittsburgh.
Alison: and always begged my parents to let me go to the pool instead
Alison: same here
Alison: and they play late nights always
Andy: baseball?
Alison: i see them, driving home seomtimes from class
Alison: ya...
Andy: i gotta move to cleveland? what?
Alison: its a sweet city
Alison: people hate on it
Alison: but i love it
Andy: THERE WE GO!
Alison: ugh.
Andy: papelbon is fired up
Alison: we need this win
Alison: he better stay fired up
Alison: cuz they're going to need him for another inning
Andy: nope.
Andy: monday night?
Andy: cause there won't be a game tuesday.
Alison: there has to be
Andy: nooooo.
Alison: tuesday would be the sweep
Alison: its 7 games
Alison: if boston wins out
Andy: oh.
Andy: i thought it was 5.
Alison: nope
Alison: only the first one
Andy: 5-7-7
Alison: i thought they were all 7
Alison: i was so confused during the first one
Andy: ha
Andy: i used to hate the american league so much
Andy: cause i think pitchers should have to hit.
Andy: dh is lamesauce
Alison: the dh makes the game a little more exciting...
Alison: except it is awesome when a pitcher coems through
Alison: and hits
Andy: but i love when pitchers hit homeruns
Alison: everyone is so suprised
Alison: its hilarious.
Andy: i know!
Andy: come'on coco
Andy: blake does have a glory beard
Alison: its a good one.
Andy: the best part of the red sox is how dirty they are, though
Andy: look at their helmets
Alison: it makes them look tough
Alison: i want tickets to one of these games
Alison: i'm searching craigslist
Andy: look at damon when he played for them
Andy: freaking glory
Alison: and then he sold out
Alison: and shaved
Andy: no joke
Andy: lame
Alison: and put on a yankees jersey
Alison: it was ridic.
Andy: lame
Alison: 2 down.
Andy: 4 tickets game 1 for 200
Alison: thats cheap cheap
Andy: THRE WE GO!!!!
Alison: i could buy those tickets
Alison: and re sell two of them
Alison: for more than that
Andy: yes.
Andy: and i'll buy one.
Alison: 120 for 2
Alison: thats not that bad
Andy: lets freaking do it
Alison: on monday?
Alison: seriously - i will
Andy: me too.
Alison: i'll be beraking the bank
Alison: and giving up groceries for a week
Andy: ha. me too.
Alison: but its ok. haa
Alison: i'll email the guy and see if he still has them
Andy: you found them on craigslist?
Alison: ya
Andy: YES
Andy: what seat number
Alison: 561
Alison: bad
Alison: up high
Alison: i just want to get in
Andy: no throw?
Andy: yeah, no kidding.
Andy: WAITING ON DECK IS DAVID ORTIZ
Andy: youkillis....one of my favs. feel like he might pop out here.
Andy: 561 lets do it.
Alison: please dear baseball gods pop out
Andy: glory beard.
Andy: glory stance.
Alison: i just sent an email to see if they were still available
Andy: BOO!!!!!!!! not a swing
Alison: 75 each...
Alison: lower box 134
Andy: how are they so cheap?
Andy: thats right down the first base side.
Alison: the ad says 'i dont want to screw over any indians fan, and i have to leave town"
Andy: ha
Andy: that's foul ball territory for rightys
Andy: email him. duh.
Alison: emailed already.
Andy: if we go to a game.
Andy: if we
Andy: freaking go
Andy: to a game
Alison: game 4 - 200 for 4 - bleachers
Andy: lame?
Alison: i love the bleachers
Alison: if we dont get tickets
Alison: we will bask in full glory of the staidum
Andy: still coming.
Andy: yeds.
Alison: good
Alison: come on strike
Andy: EEEEEKKKK
Alison: so close
Andy: i was hoping for a little fan interference there.
Andy: comeon kevo!
Alison: stirke. stirke.
Alison: come on come on comeon
Andy: foul balls.
Andy: killing me.
Alison: too many fouls
Andy: freaking killing me.
Alison: heart attack
Alison: i will have a heart attack
Andy: i love his stance.
Andy: FOUL
Alison: UGH
Alison: YES
Andy: SIZEMORE. DAMN YOU SIZEMORE.
Alison: that hurt my heart as it was first hit
Alison: extra innings.
Andy: i hate sizemore.
Alison: extra innings.
Andy: i love freaking extra innings.
Alison: me too.
Alison: we have a ticket broker friend of the fam
Alison: who i will call tomorrow
Andy: is george cloony doing budweiser commercials?
Alison: that is so his voice
Alison: HA
Andy: looks like there are a few sets in the 509 area for 50$ a seat
Alison: the 60 each ones are still available
Alison: the guy lives close to me
Alison: monday night
Alison: you in?
Andy: yes.
Alison: cuz i will go pick them up tomorrow
Alison: if you are
Andy: YES.
Andy: what number?
Alison: the high up ones
Alison: like 560 something
Andy: left side.
Andy: do you wanna wait to find out if the 130 is available?
Andy: i am amped.
Alison: ahhh... let me email and say i'll come
Alison: and then cancel if the other ones emails
Andy: heeeeeeee.
Andy: 96mph. freaking fire.
Andy: I AM PUMPED, MISS BISESI.
Andy: Papelbon is making your indians look foolish.
Andy: i am freaking excited.
Alison: ME TOO
Alison: you need to try to leave work a little earlier
Andy: AHHHHHHH!!!!
Andy: yeah. i will try to leave at like 2.
Alison: so we can get to the game on time
Alison: ok
Alison: good
Andy: maybe earlier.
Andy: like 1:30.
Alison: YES!
Alison: i'm going to bust out of work at 5:45
Andy: AHHHHHHH
Alison: and be home by 6:25
Andy: i'm emailing my boss right now
Alison: so if you get here, right then... then we can leave
Alison: and get there right on time
Andy: AHHHHHHHHH
Alison: and if you are going to get here earlier, i'll leave a key in the mailbox and you can just come in
Alison: 60 bucks
Andy: AHHHHH
Alison: is cheap
Alison: for ALCS
Andy: I'M PUMPED
Alison: THE FREAKING ALCS
Alison: YES YES YES
Andy: aewjraewlrjeawrojeaw
Andy: that's all i got
Andy: PAPELBON IS FIRED UP!!!!!!
Alison: dear andy. bill, the craigslist man emailed back and said someone offered him 75 each
Alison: whore.
Andy: mmm.
Andy: offer him 76.
Alison: i'll try.
Andy: ha.
Andy: do whatever you think.
Andy: i got some cash, i can pay for part of your tick too if you need.
Alison: ok. email sent with 76
Alison: waiting for response
Alison: ha
Andy: did you really email 76?
Andy: ha.
Alison: yes.
Andy: HAHA.
Andy: I am going to tumble this whole conversation.
Alison: YES.
Alison: making andy clarks tumblr = check that off the list of things to accomplish in my life.

Still missing Pittsburgh.

The End of the World

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ALDS on TBS

Meg: come to owens
Andy: i am watching the ALDS.
Andy: and i am parked in.
Andy: therefore, no.
Meg: watch it later. we will pick you up. yes.
Andy: it doesn't come on again.
Meg: whhhhy not
Andy: it's not the simpsons.